I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon