It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.