How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I forget how to act sober
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
