I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.