I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000