But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future