Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis