We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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