When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?