This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.