Its about making memories worth repressing
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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