I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.