So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
They are going to name an STD after you.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.