He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
BRING THE BAGELS
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.