We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out