P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma