I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Bring me that man meat
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.