very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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