Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits