tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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