some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize