This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children