I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be