I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just forgot I was standing up.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me