God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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