Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.