Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.