i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.