They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.