I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
When are your genitals available?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power