I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(