pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess