when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
