Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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My apartment stinks of burning failure
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?