i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking