Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die