Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.