I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.