If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations