Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.