I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad