Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!