WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.