You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?