I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message