So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.