It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.