dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell