So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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