It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So. Much. Porn.
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