My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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