A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.