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• (616): View more from Michigan

  with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."

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• (650): View more from California

  FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome! 

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.

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